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You know what's way better than SpaceX? Baby goats.

A small black baby goat with brown eyebrows, long white ears, a white nose, and brown legs, being held by a person wearing a ratty black hoodie. The blue sky is visible in the background. A small brown goat with short ears and a white forehead, being held by a person wearing a ratty black hoodie.  There are puffy clouds and blue sky visible in the background.

@sundogplanets πŸ₯°

@sundogplanets a sharp stick in the eye is better than Space-X, so goats are leading by a country mile

@sundogplanets just so long as you haven't parked your car in the pasture. 😱

@sundogplanets

You've got baby goats, blue skies and sunshine. It's a win-win πŸ™‚πŸ‘

@sundogplanets They look very cute and silly πŸ₯°

@sundogplanets I honestly have no idea why I started following you in the first place, but I'm sticking around for the baby goats.

@sundogplanets more baby goats, less SpaceX.
21st century slogan? πŸ˜„

@sundogplanets

Yes. Yes, they are.

@sundogplanets This is hardly a challenge. Baby goats > 99% of existence > SpaceX

@sundogplanets the kids are alright

@sundogplanets And better still in motion

@deepmud I try not to park my car anywhere that is accessible to goats!

@sundogplanets They both look fabulous!! Are you breeding different lines? Or is ear length a simple one gene / two alleles trait?

@sundogplanets

Not seeing it on NetworkManager, is it a hidden SSID?

@sundogplanets LOL posts where I don't need to see the name to know who posted it ;)

@sundogplanets Baby Goat? Theres a DnB track about them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzkEQ5YDUF0

@sundogplanets the horizontal pupils though (ó﹏òq)

@sundogplanets their little noses and ears look so soft!

@sundogplanets Have you ever had the joy of bottle feeding one? It's adorable.

@sundogplanets yes but you have to admit Space Goat has a nice ring to it :)

@briankrebs @sundogplanets ...coast to coast?

@briankrebs I have doubts as to whether Musk or my goats would make worse decisions about the future consequences of launching things into orbit.

@sundogplanets Only had the privilege of being around a sweet 2-day old baby goat named Pixie years ago and was instantly smitten. They're so cheerful, wag their little tails, have tiny sweet faces. Like puppies. ❀️

@sundogplanets @deepmud "Thanks for the compliments on my page! It's nice to have a fan so dedicated. Write me on Telegram πŸ‘‰ @ Marcomengoni01877"

@rootwyrm @briankrebs Goat poo is much softer than space debris, and not travelling at 7 km/s!

@sundogplanets

Baby goats are indeed excellent, but to be fair, gargling raw shit and razorblades at the same time is probably better than SpaceX.

@sundogplanets Ah? Sounds so cute!

@sundogplanets Does this ACTUALLY need to be said?

@sundogplanets hell yeah ! Baby goats a thousand times! Baby goats for president! Ok, nah really, but... Who would notice ? Not that much of a difference.

@sundogplanets

Better still goats on a trampoline πŸ™‚πŸ‘Œ

@sundogplanets they are, as they say, the goat

@sundogplanets Makes me remember this episode in the TV show Gen V where they explode a goat named Elon and said they name the goats after assholes.
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@sundogplanets @briankrebs I would rather see goats launch Musk into orbit than see Musk launch goats into orbit. ;)

@sundogplanets I have never been closer to starting a goat farm

@briankrebs

@sundogplanets

I, for one, welcome our new Space Goat leaders.

@sundogplanets You could charge a nominal fee for people to play with baby goats!