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The 90s band Alignment Chart

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A chart titled "90s Band Alignment Chart" presents a 2x2 matrix with axes labeled "HAPPY" to "SAD" on the horizontal and "ANGRY" to "HORNY" on the vertical. Bands from the 1990s are placed within the quadrants to reflect their musical or lyrical style. Rage Against the Machine is in the top-center for "ANGRY." Deftones is in the top-right for "ANGRY" and "SAD." Alice in Chains and The Cranberries are in the far right for "SAD." Nirvana and Portishead are positioned in the bottom-right of the "SAD" axis. Morphine and Sublime are in the bottom-left of the chart, near the "HORNY" axis. Blink-182 and No Doubt are on the far left, near the "HAPPY" axis. In the center, bands like Soundgarden, Smashing Pumpkins, and Oasis are clustered. A line labeled "sarcasm belt" runs diagonally through the center of the chart.

@infobeautiful This is a terrible alignment system because Veruca Salt is both very angry and very horny.

@jwz @infobeautiful it’s correctly pegged foo fighters as “middle of the road”. I can take issue with most of the rest
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@jwz And also very very good. @infobeautiful