(desparately trying to blend in here) if you think about it, the European Commission is kind of like a plural system with 27 headmates
the Lumia 800 has illuminated buttons and the way they work is just the OLED stretching out past the visible area and below the buttons - the splash screen initialises this area to white and the OS doesn't clear it. so by changing the splash screen, you can actually change the colour of the buttons!

retoot this if your retirement plan is essentially based on the idea that civilisation will probably crumble before you reach 65 and money will be meaningless anyway.