pleroma.debian.social

pleroma.debian.social

disaster2life | @disaster2life@pleroma.debian.social

Internet weirdo, F/OSS enjoyer, Debian Culter, pursuing a degree by day, spending my nights sleepless :p; feel free to reach out, and have a great day!

(Profile Picture and Banner are from Doki Doki Universe)

"i pull men"
"i pull women"

well i pull at doors that say push

Wikipedia article of the day

Part of the wikipedia article for "International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology" which reads:

Publication controversy

In 2005, two scientists, David Mazières and Eddie Kohler, wrote a paper titled Get me off Your Fucking Mailing List and submitted it to WMSCI 2005 (the 9th World Multiconference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics), in protest of the conference's notoriety for its spamming and lax standards for paper acceptance.[6] The paper consisted essentially only of the sentence "Get me off your fucking mailing list" repeated many times, sometimes as illustrations or diagrams.[7]

Disaster2Life in OSM-IN XMPP channel: "hey babe, are you openstreetmap? I wanna explore all your ways!"

slight lewd, pun
@khubsuratinsaan @sahil hey babe, are you an openstreetmap contributor? No wonder you wanna explore and tag all of me :)

Hello, all current users! They're changing their Terms of Service at the end of September, which means you have 30 days to opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate in Section 16 of the new ToS:

https://discord.com/terms#16

All you need to do is send email from the one you used to register for Discord to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com and let them know you would like to opt out. Why?

Because binding arbitration is only good for large corporations, not individuals.

Please boost!

@nthia i always get confused on amtrak rolling stock

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first says, “I’ll have a beer.”
The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.”
The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer."
The fourth says, "I'll have..."
The bartender interrupts them and says, “You really ought to know your limits," then pours them two beers.

3138. Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

title text: A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches.

desktop link: https://xkcd.com/3138
mobile link: https://m.xkcd.com/3138
explainxkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3138

xkcd comic (alt text in progress)

I wonder how long it would take Technology Connections to sue me if I throw away the internals of a window mounted AC unit and replace them with Peltier cells and PC fans.

@nthia thats the uh new venture cars yes?

3137. Cursed Number

title text: Another group of mathematicians is working to put an upper bound on the number, although everyone keeps begging them to stop.

desktop link: https://xkcd.com/3137
mobile link: https://m.xkcd.com/3137
explainxkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3137

xkcd comic (alt text in progress)

Last weekend, we reached another milestone in our efforts to have all Debian packages versioned in Salsa (Debian's GitLab instance). Out of around 39000 packages, less than 2000 are not in Salsa! Check https://trends.debian.net/#vcs-hosting for some cool graphs #09

DANGER Do not connect this machine to Microsoft Account, no matter how much it asks

@maskedwitch hmmm, i havent had a bad music exoerience in a while actually, so dunno

Friends and enemies, I would like to show you the best blue screen of death I've ever seen. I pulled over with two hyperactive dogs in the car just to take the picture.

A digital school sign near our home with a blue screen that says "a problem has to your comput"

anyone else clean like this 😅

Flakee @Flakee

ADHD cleaning shall now be known as "Roomba cleaning".

I wander around the house sort of cleaning random things until I get stuck or my battery runs out.

At the end things are a little cleaner but absolutely not clean.

Four frame cartoon. 

frame 1:  3 people one with round head, one a square head one triangular. Text reads "We may look different"

frame 2: 3 thought bubbles, one with a red square in it, one a blue drop shape, one a yellow 5 point star. Text reads: "we may think different".

frame 3: string of identical linked paper cut people. Text reads, "But inside us, we have one thing in common".

frame 4: close up of one of the paper people, text on the person says "microplastics".

@likesoldmacs toaster!

my stupid cat walking in while im trying to take a shit

A light-colored cat is peeking out from behind a partially open door. The cat has a curious expression and is positioned on tiled floor. The surrounding walls are painted white. A light-colored cat is peering out from behind a partially open door, with its body partially visible. The floor is tiled, and the walls are plain. A light-colored cat peeks out from behind a partially open white door, displaying curiosity. The cat wears a collar and is situated on a tiled floor.

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