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EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide

WASHINGTON—Saying they saw no reason to limit any potential agricultural use of the flammable combination of gelling agents and gasoline, officials at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency approved napalm as a pesticide Friday. “Following a thorough review, the EPA has found that napalm, with its ability to burn at temperatures exceeding 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit, is highly […]
The…

https://theonion.com/epa-approves-use-of-napalm-as-pesticide/

@adhdeanasl @feijoa Maybe she laughs during sleep because you're telling jokes during sleep ?

[loud knocking]

“OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!”

Me: Prove it.

“HOW?”

Me: Sing “Roxanne.”

Right then gang, can y’all click this link and check out this website so it can get loads of visitors from all over the place as a favour to a friends kid? Yeah you can

Boosts and whatnot as well 💕

👉 https://myplasticpromise.co.uk/

Jesus or Hello Kitty!

PHOTO: A highway overpass with an altered banner added. The original banner reads "JESUS or HELL", to which some wag has appended "O KITTY!", so that it now reads "JESUS or HELLO KITTY!".

I’m after recommendations for new Bluetooth earphones for running/gym use. My beloved Plantronics BackBeat Fit set is slowly dying. Reviews for the current version of these seem pretty negative.

My main criteria is that they don’t cause an allergic reaction! I don’t know what causes it (nickel is commonly suggested, as are various compounds in the plastic). Headphones that are problematic:

Apple AirPods
Shokz
Bose

Headphones that are OK:
Plantronics backbeat fit
Sony WH1000-XM3 and XM4

So if you suffer from a similar reaction and have found headphones that work for you, I’m (as they say) all ears…

Boosts appreciated 😀

@evacide Y'all know about https://udm14.com/, yes?

Status: 9M hits from AI crawlers, <0.1% human.
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My first server was Apache on Suse Linux, in yr 2000. I've since deployed numerous webservers, many high traffic

Never guessed I'd one day be deploying a web project almost entirely for bots.

This is a view under the hood; the web is now more bot than human.

Our ideas, expressions, work, are being stolen for simulation & profit by a handful of companies, & at a scale comparable to deep-sea trawling.

It is our moral imperative to fight back.

Another graph of traffic to the project, showing the history from April 9 to the present, with yesterday's tally a little over 9M completed page reads. Today's tally in just 45mins after log rotation, already at 56,000. <0.1% of all traffic is human.

This illusion was new to me. Does whichever dot you look at turn more purple?

Pretty neat how clearly this lets you see the reduced sensitivity to blue light in the very centre of your vision.

https://www.schulz-hildebrandt.com/9-purple-dots-illusion/

https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.11582

Blue dots on a greyish blue background

🐂 “Lemmy” — By ArtFe / Kev Paxton in Scotland 🇬🇧

Material Magic (10 Photos): https://streetartutopia.com/2026/06/06/street-art-where-the-material-does-the-magic/

Lemmy by ArtFe / Kev Paxton in Scotland, a Highland cow sculpture made from rusted agricultural chains, standing among yellow daffodils with long curved horns.

Carney assures Canadians that AI the fastest way to give all our money to US billionaires

www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/carney-assures-canadians-that-ai-the-fastest-way-to-give-all-our-money-to-us-billionaires

OTTAWA – Prime Minister Mark has unveiled his new federal AI strategy, promising Canadians that artificial intelligence technology is the most advanced, efficient way to surrender all of our collective wealth to US Tech oligarchs. “AI is the technology of…

RE: https://mstdn.ca/@josephsimons/116190439845776774

It's the final weekend for signing the petition. Many locations are available across . Let's push this sucker well over the 178,000 so proponents finally get the idea that Alberta will not tolerate more coal production. Please boost and remind your friends time is running out!
@waternotcoalab.bsky.social

RT: https://mstdn.ca/users/josephsimons/statuses/116190439845776774

Where are the people. I recently joined. Be my friend!

Who made this illustration? I'd like to use it for a talk about the fediverse I'm asked to hold in two weeks. Please RT. =)

Comic drawing of the Mastodon mastodon sitting in the midst of green plants with another green plant in small pot in its "hands", saying "This is fine."

Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work

WASHINGTON—Adopting a tougher stance against the increasingly widespread form of workplace corruption, U.S. Department of Labor officials announced plans Thursday to crack down on people getting paid for their work. “For far too long, the practice of receiving money for services has gone unchecked, and today we’re turning over evidence …

https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-cracks-down-on-people-getting-paid-for-work/

Sunrise III Data Release: 2 years after the flight of the balloon-borne solar observatory Sunrise III, terabytes of data are now online and offer a unique view of our star: https://sr3data.mps.mpg.de

Can you really call it a match if the boxers don't kiss at the end?

Update. "Demand Is Booming for New No Tech, Repairable Tractor."
https://www.404media.co/demand-is-booming-for-ursa-ag-new-no-tech-repairable-tractor/

Brilliant solution to a real problem. Subtract user-hostile tech.

"Alberta’s says that it has been inundated with demand after announcing its tractor, which costs roughly half as much as a and has the benefit of not being a repair nightmare. We have for years covered the frustration that farmers have felt as they have been locked out of their Deere tractors with digital rights management [] systems that prevent them from fixing their machinery, tractors that won’t run because of minor sensor failures, and crops that literally die on the vine as they wait for an “authorized” repair person to fix tractors during critical harvesting periods."

The @EUCommission just released a statement positioning open source as central to ’s .

We couldn’t agree more. is critical to a robust and independent society.

Here’s our full statement: https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2026/06/europes-new-tech-strategy-puts-open-source-front-and-centre/

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