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I don't know a LOT about farming, but I was sure I knew where eggs come from.

Carton of "farmers cow" brand eggs,

The goats are very unhappy that they had to walk from one barn to the other and are now refusing to come out. The chickens won't even try. But the ducks and geese are delighted. They love snow!

2 black goats and 2 white goats walking out of a large barn door with peeling yellow paint into a snowy yard.  They look annoyed. 3 goats walking through the snowy field toward the other barn as quickly as they can.  They will not wait for me to take my silly pictures, they want out of the snow.  The sky above is cloudy and it's snowing pretty good. A snowy farmyard with a snow-covered greenhouse and chicken coop building on one side, with a tall wooden fence.  3 large white geese and 6 small brown ducks are happily playing in the snow.  No chickens are visible because they won't come out of the coop.

Well, shit. At least it's pretty, I guess?

Happy Thanksgiving...

A snowy field with a pond on the far side, with a cloudy, snowy sky above and yellow-leafed, snow-dusted trees around the far side of the pond. A snowy field with a snow-covered yellow barn on one side of the scene, and snow-dusted yellow trees on the other side.  The sky is cloudy.

@kib I have a few, but I think this one is the winner

A bathroom, viewed from kind of behind and to the log the toilet. Facing the toilet are about a dozen office conference room chairs crammed together. On the far wall is a white board with graph lines. All together it gives the impression of being judged and measured. There’s also a door with a large window in the upper half, allowing people outside to look in on the toilet judgement. Everything about this is weird and uncomfortable.

@sundogplanets Has climate change brought any of these to your area, yet? https://pleroma.debian.social/notice/BBISPjZnUeRO8MQ7aS

⚠️ Sorry but deleted as seems its AI. Sigh.

The annual migration to their ancestral breeding grounds of the antlered giant prairie snail is a rare, but inspiring sight for any human to behold ...

Marvin stared at the painting of his great grandfather, who had survived two wars, worked three jobs to support his fourteen children, and eventually died saving a box full of kittens from a fire, and thought to himself, "You know, if I knocked that over, I could sleep on it."

A cat stares at a large framed oval painting of a similar-looking cat in military dress.

toi aussi contribue à l'extinction des dinosaures

tags : biodiversité animale,

disparition des salles en zone rurale : les soirées cinéma à la ferme

tags : les étables obscures, Nuit Blanche dans les territoires, agri-culture,

des agriculteurs réunis autour d'une vache utilisée comme écran d'un vidéoprojecteur diffusant un film

of Mastodon! Where are you? I want to follow you.

(Please RT, thanks)

Very long shot. Do I know anyone in or near Phuket who can do me a favour?
I left my wallet in a hotel earlier this year. They've just let me know they found it.
Anyone over there willing to pick it up & post it back to me? Happy to pay, of course.

@adhdeanasl voting day here

quite often a suspect can be spotted loitering around the crime scene

A pair of damaged high heels in the foreground with a guilty-looking dog appearing in the background.

“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.”

“Bears Sharing a Laugh” Photograph: Charles Janson/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

Sodium Citrate is the secret ingredient to make any cheese into smooth, creamy nacho cheese sauce.

Coincidentally, Sodium Citrate's chemical formula is ...

Na₃C₆H₅O₇

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trisodium_citrate

Are there any professional photographers based in the UK following me who might be willing to give me some advice on an important photography licensing/copyright question?

I’m dealing with a situation involving unauthorised use of my photos by TWO major UK media publishers, and I could really use the perspective of someone with professional experience of licensing/usage fees.

I’ve tried asking in photography communities with no luck. I’d be incredibly grateful for any advice.

Much like the mayfly (Ephemeroptera), the cinnamon roll (Tastius Pastrius), has an expected lifespan of only 5 minutes. Unfortunately for this poor creature, it enters the world fully self-aware, entirely comprehending its fate.

a cinnamon roll with an attached pair of shocked-looking eyes above a fold that resembles a mouth, agape

[Africa]

NUN: I'm feeling rather ill.
PRIEST: Should I send for the village doctor?
NUN: No, thank you.
PRIEST: How about the missionary physician?
NUN: I'm not in the mood, I told you I was sick.

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