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joeDoe | @znoteer@pleroma.debian.social

@jmtd That's progress in operation 😐

@derStandard "It's getting harder and harder to diagnose paranoia."
—https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/right

A man talking to his therapist: "There are satellites watching me. All the time. All machines are reporting to the watchers. The watchers are always watching!"
The therapist replies: "Right. Of course. But is anything bothering you?"

Bottom line: "It's getting harder and harder to diagnose paranoia."

@sundogplanets maybe you could grow the coffee beside the banana plants when you get that going 🙃 @ai6yr

You meet a man on Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh & say its a girls name. He shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry.

Ring Launches Streaming  Service

HAWTHORNE, CA—Providing customers with an expansive and growing library of premium content, smart doorbell manufacturer Ring launched a new streaming service Wednesday.  Company officials said Ring+, as the subscription platform is called, features 3 trillion hours and counting of both live and pre-recorded exterior home security footage from across the country. With an ad-supported $7.99 [
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https://theonion.com/ring-launches-streaming-service/

Collecting inspiring images of trucks being stuck under a bridge

truck being stuck under a bridge. A message on truck read "You can do it" truck being stuck under a bridge. A message on truck read "On the road to success there are no shortcuts"

Polar bear!

A bad cartoon / line drawing vaguely resembling a polar bear, with a black line splitting it in two, with a red "plus" at one end, and a red "minus" at the other end.

Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my tattoos... 

She just needs a shoulder to crayon.

Heartwarming! This 2-year-old’s family couldn’t afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn’t cover it. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer’s headquarters.

@sundogplanets a tiny bit of potentially encouraging news: "Musk [said] a reusable heat shield is 'the biggest problem that remains' for Starship....[E]xperts are concerned that [spacex] will be unable to hit the high flight rate needed...for large settlements on the Moon and Mars, orbital data centers, or large-scale space-based solar power." https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/07/despite-recent-successes-rapid-reuse-of-starship-remains-a-tough-nut-to-crack/

could be a fairly long shot, but why not? Fedi please boost this for reach <3

anyone in (or in touch with someone who is) in Aotearoa New Zealand, and has any old braille notetaker devices they don't want or can't use?

we're particularly interested in anything from what we consider the golden age (1990s to early 2010s), especially the early Humanware Braille/VoiceNote series. but we'll happily take anything, even if it's broken. we live on very little income so we might not be able to pay you much for it, but will absolutely pay shipping and would love to talk barter of some kind. or we can work out a payment plan, up to you.

we're based in the Waitaha/Canterbury region and can pick up anywhere in the Ìtautahi/Christchurch Metro, or can collect from the BLVNZ office on Bristol Street.

Not clear who's behind it, but works for me

Activists' spoof street ad for Meta's AI glasses, showing Epstein as a model saying 'Glasses for people who don't do consent'

My 1.5yr old kid is obsessed with the moon. He asks for it all the time, so we try to bring him outside and show it to him. Of course it's not always visible and he gets sad.

Due to Reasons I happen to have a galaxy projector that also has a built-in pico projector in order to play cheesy "3D" space videos. I figured that it probably had a micro SD card somewhere in it, which turned out to be true.

So with the help of a screwdriver and ffmpeg I've now given my kid his very own moon.

My kid, pointing up at his bedroom ceiling where there's a picture of the moon being projected, surrounded by galaxy projector caustics.

le matin, on écoutait la radio

70 MeV electron synchrotron, a type of particle accelerator used for radiation therapy. 1956-64

un radiologue choisit la longueur d'onde pour une auditrice allongée sur un brancard sous un Synchrotron à électrons de 70 MeV, un type d'accélérateur de particules utilisé en radiothérapie. 1956-1964

Worth it! 9/10 would go to hell again... 😂

@humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

Photo of some guys doing YMCA with a painting of the cruxifiction.
Caption: A ticked to hell has never been funnier

Debian Logo drawn with lights at UNL ATE hotel during DebConf26!

Enjoying some fine wine at the DebConf conference dinner.

@sundogplanets And, they are further from the equator than you! New project idea for your farm maybe? đŸ€” Imagine those waffles with fresh bananas in addition to the raspberries, in winter,..... 😋 đŸ€©

@sundogplanets I send you this link with tongue in cheek because I realise that this place is an exception. It is so exceptionally exceptional that the word exception is really inadequate. But, here it is: https://arkopia.ca/homestead/ for bananas grown in Saskatchewan 😜

You ever make a little bucket with your hands and belly in the shower and then release it all at once so it makes a big splat or did your parents buy you video games growing up?

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