Friend: So the movie ends by midnight, probably. So you’ll have to get a cab or something-

me: oh so no bus I believe, let me see if I can walk home from there

Friend: you realise it’s in Noida (scary place) yeah?

Me: oh, it’s an hour-long walk, OH! I can skateboard back home

Friend: okay, there is an earlier show we can go to

LET ME LIVE MY DREAMS OF SKATEBOARDING PAST MIDNIGHT THROUGH “SCARY” PARTS OF THE CITY!