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People of the internet, show me your favourite meme

I've realised we've reached this point where there is such an enormous amount of silly little images, that I've had so many favourites I can't even pinpoint any of them. Which has me thinking there are probably some bangers out there I have simply not seen, so would like to see what tickles your brains

@babe I'm a fan of the "mind blowing enlightenment" thing, but mostly when it gets as inane or dumb as possible

Various levels of mind blown/enlightenment meme:
H2O
Water
Ice Juice
Ocean Sauce
Fish Air
Earth Spit

@babe This one is so dumb and so great.

A strawberry holding a gun, above is there’s the line: this is a strobbery

@babe this one always gets me

Screenshot of tweet from cory @_coryrichardson
[first day as bartender]
her: pina colada please
me: ok
her: can you make it virgin?
me: *trying not to cry* yes i know
how to make it
12:10 PM -29 Oct 18
3,242 Retweets 16.1K Likes
3 panel vertical comic. panel 1: pink haired girl in front of some glasses and bottles, "first day as bartender." panel 2: a blue haired woman says, "pina colada please," pink girl replies, "ok." blue haired woman says, "can you make it virgin?" panel 3: pink haired girl has tears in her eyes and is sniffling, she says "yes i know how to make it"

@babe honorable mention

Daisy from the Mario franchise, a brunette woman in a yellow dress, is wide eyed and staring intently at Peach, a blonde woman in a pink dress. It's captioned "don't you just want to go ape shitt" (there is an extra "t" at the end of "shit")

@babe Ha, you’re banned from entering the US now.

Portrait of a shiny bald. rotund JD Vance wearing what appears to be bright pink lipstick

@babe Probably this one.

PEOPLE INTHE SIXTIES:

"I BETTER NOT SAY THAT OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL WIRETAP MY HOUSE"

The image at the top shows a monochrome photo of woman holding her hand over the mouthpiece of a phone (old-school landline).

PEOPLE TODAY:

HEY WIRETAP, DO YOU HAVE A RECIPE FOR PANCAKES?

The image below shows a woman in a modern kitchen talking to an Amazon Alexa.

@babe

edit: thank you everyone for ackshuallying a shitpost, your replies are extremely necessary and I'm very impressed by what a bunch of super smart cool boys y'all are

a crudely made comic:
1. a 3D model of a helium atom saying: bonjour c'est moi helium. je suis un gaz noble.
2. Meme Man dressed as Robespierre, with angry eyebrows drawn on in MS Paint: Noble ?
3. Robespierre is standing next to a guillotine, holding an MS Paint-drawn rope. the helium atom is positioned below the blade.
4. a photograph of a nuclear mushroom.

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@babe couldn't decide between these four

Edited Frog and Toad cartoon. Frog is holding a box, and Toad is pointing at it.

Frog put the cookies in SGX. "There," he said. "Now we will not eat any more cookies."

"But we can use side channels," said Toad.

"That is true," said Frog. Seven of Nine pulls a horrified face while someone holds a phone up to the TV, making it look like she's reacting to whatever is being shown. A large moth with glowing eyes in a car. A paper sign in the window says "Please don't breake the window. The lamp is on. He has water, and is listening to his favourite music." Four panel comic. A bird is tweeting x86 instructions.

"mov rax, rbx. add rax, rcx."

A speech bubble from a yelling crow appears from off-panel, written in all caps. "Hello it's me the keyboard. I have an important message. E."

The bird looks deeply unamused.

@babe The classic owl drawing meme

Two step owl drawing. Step one is two circles. Step two is a fully finished owl drawing.

@sconlan @babe the phrase "draw the rest of the fucking owl" has absolutely entered my regular vocabulary, it's so useful. Like at work, it's "how can we split up this big ticket?" / "Well I guess we could split it into 'make the basic ui' and 'draw the rest of the fucking owl'"

@babe On a similar note:

A two-panel photo gif of a cop kneeling to talk to a small owl that's walking down a road. In the top panel, the cop says, "Where you going little guy?" in all caps. The bottom panel is a closeup of the owl's face, which has a Y-shaped marking of white feathers above their tiny black beak that simulates pissed-off eyebrows. The owl responds, again in all caps, "None of your goddamn business! Am I being detained?!" A good lesson on how to respond to purportedly friendly chat from a cop.

@pikesley @sconlan @babe Exactly! How did boomers ever communicate?

@gsuberland @babe That fourth one is the clear winner here

@babe this one always cracks me up for some reason 🤣

@babe This is ancient but

Lightning striking six points in the sea, with text reading "Fuck these 6 fish in particular".

@babe

This one seemed very relatable.

🙂

"How it started" with image of heavy cat relaxing on its back on a couch.
"How it's going" same cat sitting on its haunches with its front paws flailing and mouth and eyes wide open.

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @babe

I liked this cat one

Left side is a short hared, light orange cat, head up  looking at the camera while resting on a white mesh table in a yard.

Right side is the text "4 years ago I live in a bush and hunted for my meals. Now I have two passive incomes, my own house, and a personal chef. Follow me for financial advice."

@babe Mortified Shark

A hand holding a phone up to a very mortified shark's face.

@babe oldies but they make me laugh

Mom ("Historians") in swimming pool, holding a happy baby ("WWII"). Toddler next to them is struggling ("WWI"). At bottom of pool is a skeleton in a chair ("Byzantine-Sassanian War of 602-628") Fake descriptions of washing instruction symbols. Alt-text is hard here. Medieval tapestry. Man standing over another man who has been chopped into pieces. "Hast thou tried a mindfulness webinar?" Caption. The best gorilla joke of 1897:
Gorilla: did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo?
Zookeeper: no, I did not.
Gorilla: that is because I am a quiet gorilla.
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]

@babe nothing but respect for my president

Internet. Serious business. (Business man pumping fist and smiling at computer.)

@babe I like all the mainstream generic ones (hide the pain harold, angry goose, i bet he's thinking of other women etc) the most, because they're so great to adapt.

Fav single use meme is ⬇️

A card from 'Magic - The Gathering'. It's a red card named "Eyjafjallajökull" and it's effect is "spent one red mana and tap to prevent all creatures from flying".

The Eyjafjallajökull is an Icelandic volcano whose eruption in 2010 halted all aviation over large parts of Europe for days, see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_eruptions_of_Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull

@babe I'm not sure if this one counts as a meme, strictly speaking.

In the upper photo, five men are armed with guns, in matching green shirts and khaki slacks or shorts, are lined up around a wall painted red, white, and blue, with black spray-painted letters that read, "Lotters will be shoot on sight".

In the lower photo, a determined otter wears a black beret. The photo is labelled, "L'Otters are not afraid."

@babe This one, because a significant percentage of furries I know have gotten personalized versions

the sicko from Kelly's Onion strips, hands against a window, going "yes... ha ha ha... YES!" Same as before, but it's Charlotte the skunk.

@babe This one kills me every time.

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

@babe I always laugh.

Woman talking to guy: "So what's your zodiac sign?"

Guy: "Dinosaur."

Woman: "But that one doesn't even exist."

Guy, in frame alone: "None of them exist."

I stitched this one together a long time ago and still get a considerable amount of usage out of it/see it in the wild occasionally. The world's smallest violin

3 images stitched together. One is a guy looking through a microscope, the second is cells, with a small area circled, the third is the zoomed in area, looking at the cells and amongst them is a violin

@babe heee

@babe so many good ones, but this one always makes me giggle

Pictures of pangolins of increasing sizes, labelled "the pangolin family': 
- Pangolin
- Pangola (extinct) 
- Pangocello (extinct)
- Bass Pangol (extinct)

@babe My favourite one of the moment

*picture of shocked cat* "Schrodinger puts you in a box.
*picture of the same cat, mildly impressed* "On the other hand, it's a pretty good box."

@thomholwerda the stretch on the second part is 💯

@yogthos @babe

After 13th century we did have a backlash to the dark times that only stopped around 17-18th. The right-wing extremists wants back to that situation.

@cjwatson @babe I am one of those fish

@babe Didn't even have a copy of it handy, just found it by searching for "cat meme chicken cloud locks personal ad" Thank you Reddit.

@babe I've never quite recovered from this one

A meme split into two panes. On the left is a picture of the Tower of Babel, except there are two of them side by side. Beside each is a "biblically accurate angel", one of which seems to be colliding with its nearest tower, with a fiery explosion. In the right pane, a bearded man is whispering to another, who looks tensely straight ahead. Above the pictures, the text reads "Sir... a second angel has ..." and then continues in the Greek alphabet

@thecorodon @babe when we were 10 in pretty sure none of ours friends had internet? like who gives dialup to a 10 year old? data was expensive and you'd never be able to use your phone 😂

@elexia @thecorodon @babe

I got access to the Internet when I was 12 or 13, I think. Initially with an old 2400bps MODEM but I got a newer one for Christmas. We got a second phone line put in. Unfortunately that cut the bandwidth of the line in half so I couldn’t connect at more than 26.4bps. I swapped my 56k internal winmodem with a friend who had an external 33kbps one because the winmodem ate too much CPU and I couldn’t use the extra speed.

It took several seconds to load a page. I remember learning web design with the 10-10-10 rule. A page should load in 10 seconds, be viewable in a 10” window, and have no more than 10 something I’ve forgotten.

It cost about 1p/minute to dial up, so I rationed the time. Often I’d go online, open a load of pages, disconnect and read them.

When I went to university and the university machines could download at 300KB/s, the connection seemed amazingly fast. You could download an entire ISO in half an hour!

Now, I can download a 50 GB Xbox game in about 20 minutes at home. Some bits of the future are good.

@noodlejetski @babe Resisting the neurospicy urge to infodump about the difference between fission and fusion

@DuchessOfSnork @noodlejetski @babe yeah, splitting helium might not be as effective as the meme says it is...

@thecorodon @babe I was 19 when I did this.

@babe What's the university equivalent of shitposting in a lab? Shit-lab-ing? Anyway, apparently they're good at shitlabing in Leicestershire https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp92pr5pr48o

@babe all time favorite is the arguing guys yelling about brutalist architecture but favorite currently on my phone:

Three pics of cats:
1. He contort (cat dripping off the edge of a chair)
2. He retort (close up of cat face with teeth bared, probably mid-meow)
3. But most importantly he support (cat walking around with a small pride flag in his mouth)

@kinsale42 Please give us the argument about architecture too 🥺

OC Choppers yelling meme.
Panel 1: 
We need to advocate for the preservation
of Brutalist buildings which are under
threat!
Panel 2:
Brutalism is an aggressive
architectural style which is
not designed for humans!
Panel 3:
THE FAILURE OF BRUTALIST BUILDINGS 
WAS A RESULT OF MISMANAGEMENT, 
NEGLECT, AND RACIST GOVERNMENT
POLICY, NOT THE ARCHITECTURE ITSELF 
Panel 4:
IT HAS THE
WORD BRUTAL
RIGHT THERE
IN THE NAME
Panel 5:
THE NAME COMES
FROM THE FRENCH
'BETON BRUT"
WHICH JUST
MEANS RAW
CONCRETE

@babe I had a very hard time choosing one but this is one I think of often

Painting of a bird with the text "the risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math"

@babe for some reason being in French makes this one sillier

Six panel meme of photos in 2x3 comic strip format.
1. Woman kneels by a man lying on the ground, says "Y a t'il un docteur ici?" (Is there a doctor here?)
2. Standing man carrying a briefcase says "Je suis docteur Que se passe t'il" (I am a doctor. What is happening?)
3. Woman says "Une attaque cardiaque!" (A heart attack)
4. Standing man says "Je suis docteur en philosophie!" (I am a doctor of philosophy)
5. Woman says "Il va mourir" (He is going to die)
6. Standing man says "Nous allons tous mourir." (We are all going to die)

@dmarti @babe I've come to prefer this version.

@pilum @babe cc: @researchfairy 👀↑↑ (with many apologies)

@babe
Actually. I recalled another one.

3 frame comic.

1st frame: image of Frodo and Sam. Looking peaceful and happy. Upper left corner says "8PM". Sam asks Frodo "One beer?"

2nd frame: Frodo looks at Sam, happy and content, "Alright, one beer".

3rd frame: the clock is now 4AM. Sam is carrying a passed out Frodo up the fiery mount doom.

@babe
We are tired

The Bisexual Manifesto, redacted to read only "We are tired..."

@babe somehow i don't think anyone's posted this one yet? my favorite Post

tumblr post in four parts.

(part 1) persononable-deactivated201908 posts:
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

(part 2) miaislying reblogs:
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

(part 3) persononable reblogs:
decay exists as an extant form of life

(part 4) miaislying reblogs:
That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day

@babe timeless, unfortunately

4-panel comic. World war 2 atmosphere. 
Panel 1: Two GI's with submachine guns. One saying: "Wait -there might be NAZIS here"
Panel 2: Soldier staring blank, apparently waiting for something
Panel 3: Out of some bushes comes a voice: "Not everyone you disagree with is a nazi!!"
Panel 4: The GI's empty their guns into the bushes

@ska hi, I have a PhD in chemistry and I'm happy to say that for purposes of meme this does not matter, it's still 11/10, have a gr8 and less pedantic day!

@DuchessOfSnork @noodlejetski @babe

@babe has anyone hit you up with this yet?

4 cartoon panels in a square. All are completely white with some black text.  First panel reads: "Young Man".  Second panel: "Take the breadsticks and run". Third panel: "I said young man". Fourth panel reads: "Man door hand hook car gun".  The text in each panel is arranged to vaguely resemble the infamously meme-y comic strip, "Lost."

@zwol @babe oh right

A variant of the Yo Dawg xzibit meme with Xzibit ignoring the tower of babel, but intrigued by a deeply nested meme involving loss.jpg, take a look at this photograph, the libertarian-conservative meme, etc...

@babe hard to decide, but this is definitely one of my favs.

A billboard with the words "just do it" in white and "nothing is impossible" in yellow, but the composition makes it appear like it reads "just do nothing", "it is impossible"

@mhoye @babe I saw quite a long Tumblr thread of people nesting this meme inside other memes but I didn't think any of them added much to the original

@zwol @babe Not even xzibit _ignoring the tower of babel_ in favor of fractal memes moved you? geez, tough crowd.

@andrewt @sconlan @babe yep, it’s standard vocabulary for “shit, I don’t know, just figure it out along the way” in our team

@babe not exactly a meme but still something everyone needs to see

4 border collies dressed up for halloween, a Crispy cream vendor, a Mc Donalds french fries, an Eat n Park smiley face and a Burger King burger

@babe It's niche, but I love it

Ratatouille meme, a rat is on a medical bed with to other one around him. One say to the other "pilot the Frenchman, Remy, or Emile will have to do it again.", mirroring a similar scene in the anime Evangelion. It imply Ratatouille is a mecha anime.

@titania hey, ruining memes for the purpose of scientific accuracy is entirely part of nerd culture and barely even qualifies as pedantry! 😁

@ska hmmm, cannot help but feel that the word "ruining" there is pretty telling! 🤔

@titania this has now been two posts I made light-heartedly in the hope for fun engagement, and two replies from you with nothing but aggression and scorn. Are you okay?

@ska tone is hard to detect over the internet, apparently, I'm not particularly aggressive nor scornful, but you do you!

@titania I'm sorry, you come in flaunting your PhD for no reason, calling me pedantic for daring to point out a basic scientific inaccuracy in a meme, then when I say it's all in good fun, you underline the word "ruining" in a way that implies I'm a terrible person and I should feel bad.

That is not the tone, that is the content of your answers, and it's not even remotely okay.

@ska hmm, must need to use more emojis. welp, best of luck to you, the seven people who favorited that original post seemed to get the tone!

@ska @titania
> point out a basic scientific inaccuracy in a meme

my guy you should stop and think about the way you sound every now and then

@babe I hope I’m not too late…

A Ladybird book titled “Everything I don't like is
WOKE

A BOOK FOR BASIC DICKHEADS”

A man points at a car engine beneath a car bonnet: "This engine is woke."

@babe https://youtu.be/JdPp1HyP21c

okay so this is a video BUT I PROMISE IT'S WORTH IT

@babe german meme, explanation in alt text

a meme based on the renaissance painting "the school of athens" by raphael which depicts discussing greek philosophers

philosopher on the left (in german): "es ist noch etwas von dem leckeren λ", literally "tere's still some of that delicious λ" (greek letter is lambda)
philosopher on the right replies: "Ω" (greek letter omega)

the pun is based on the pronunciation of lambda and omega being similar to "lamm da", lit. "lamb there" and "oh mega", colloquial "oh amazing"

putting it together and reading the greek letters phonetically in german it would translate to:
left: "tere's still some of that delicious lamb left"
right: "oh amazing"

@babe besides the brassica series of memes, i think of this one maybe weekly, i dont know why, and it caused me to learn that the queen of all worms was and continues to be a 10 year old girl from willatson england

Text reads: 'hey worms lmao check out my fuckin uhhhh'. Grainy diagram as if from an instructional book of disembodied hands holding two sticks, perpendicular to each other with one poked into the ground, with a bidirectional arrow below, and motion lines coming from the vertical sticks bottom point. There are worms, many worms, moving toward the stick. It is an illustration of worm charming.

@noodlejetski after doing what you asked and reading my initial comment again, I still can't believe I'm getting that much hate for something so innocuous. When I say uninteresting, unfunny or dumb things, most people rightfully ignore me. Guess it was the wrong time to be unfunny. Muting and moving on.

@ska @titania You're absolutely wrong.

@babe

This one I do love:

Charlie Brown und Snoopy sitzen auf einer Bank unter einem Baum und unterhalten sich nachdenklich.

Charlie Brown and Snoopy are sitting on a bench under a tree, talking thoughtfully.


Charlie Brown: "Was vermisst du?"
Snoopy: "Ich vermisse die Art, wie ich die Welt betrachtet habe, bevor ich zu viel über sie wusste."

Charlie Brown: "What are you missing?"
Snoopy: "I miss the way I looked at the world before I knew too much about it."

@thecorodon @babe this made me cry somehow