Cereal ports, for connecting a hull modem cable with the correct pin-oat. Beware wiring quality or you could end up with croptalk and bad seednal propagation.

Some setups could do with a germinating resistor pack.

I’ll delete this if you pay me.

Pay more and I might apologise too.

@NanoRaptor Fortified-Secure with Firewall B12, C, and D.

@NanoRaptor I wonder if we could convince ICANN to add a .corn toplevel domain for use by grain and phishing enthusiasts?

@NanoRaptor

hello, police
yes, she's doing it again
... what do you mean, "you can't"‽
[hangs up]
[sighs]
[mutters] all cobs are b—tards.

@NanoRaptor I used to prototype by hooking up a breadboard to these.

@NanoRaptor I always find the ooblek flow through these is too slow fory tastebuds.

@NanoRaptor This should be on the Seeed Studio wiki

@NanoRaptor now I know how to speak tech with a redneck. That will come in useful someday. Maybe.

Thank you!

😉

@NanoRaptor finally, a corn joke. Quick get @SwiftOnSecurity

@NanoRaptor Your keming is quite postmodem.

@NanoRaptor can I pay to get a port added?

@NanoRaptor @SwiftOnSecurity relevant to your interests!

@NanoRaptor apologise? This corny stuff is why we follow you 🤣

@NanoRaptor [chuckles]

@NanoRaptor If you're not careful, you might end up with smut. Which is fine if that's what you want, I guess.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

@NanoRaptor
I kind of feel that these two toots were placed pretty perfectly.

@NanoRaptor Epic keming.

@NanoRaptor I couldn't figure out if the kerning was bad on that text, or I was having a stroke. Then I saw the "pins"...

@NanoRaptor homerscreamsandruns dot gif

@NanoRaptor I remember those, and I hated them. They barley worked and the support website was a maize of unhelpful links. (Karma's a thing, the company's just a husk of its former self, ground down by an ill advised attempt to meet mill-spec regs)

@NanoRaptor Perfect equilibrium between ‘I love it’ and ‘I hate it.’

💯 by 💯 , mmd.

@jamesh @NanoRaptor pretty sure that their primary objective is money, so provided you come armed with cash they'd probably grant your wish

@NanoRaptor LOL!

@NanoRaptor watch the parroty doesn't eat your kernels

@jwz

I thought the cbse keming was a pretty sawy decision 😆

@NanoRaptor

@NanoRaptor delete? apologize? too late my friend, the flesh immolator is now scheduled to appear in your closet after just long enough that you've forgotten to stay on guard

@matildalove oh thank god *starts sleeping in it*

@NanoRaptor I'm boosting this. Not because I liked it, but because I want everyone else to suffer as much I have.

Pain shared is pain doubled. Or something.

@NanoRaptor Where supported by your KERNel

@jn @NanoRaptor it could be worse. the metal cutouts sould have been rotated, leaving DE-9 upside down and seemingly jammed into the hole

(btw kudos for not writing DB-9)

@NanoRaptor I live in the Cornhusker State and I approve this message.