@bagder
Given the amount of emails you get from people seeing your name in legal notices, I'm sure if there are actual martians you'll be the first to find out!

@bagder
Dear Earthling.

This thing came flying on our house. The house collapsed because of it.

We took it apart to figure out where it came from. Imagine our surprise when we discovered it was from Earth.

Please take your crap off our house.

Yours,

The Martian.
(The green type, not the Matt Damon type)