I kind of miss being in my 20s. So young, dumb and full of cum. Back then, when I felt bad, I'd walk to the pub and give someone a booty call and two weeks later I'd wake up in fucking Bratislava with a new tattoo and find out I'd written a novel. I don't have that kind of destructive energy anymore. These days when I feel bad, I think about buying a bottle of rosé and having a wank but then that seems like a lot of work so I end up watching TV and sleeping it off instead. That's no way to live for a guy like me.

@werdahias It's in the works. You're not the first person to tell me this. Not by a long shot.

🎵 You could have been a legend,
But you became a father 🎵

@anarchiv I don't doubt you're a legend to your kid

@EveOfTheFuture Maybe one day, when they're old enough to get what I'm *about*.