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One of them isn't like the other.

Some bars of merci chocolate bars with an XFP transceiver among them. The XFP is exactly the size of the chocolate bars.

@karotte this image implies that you can insert merci into SFP slots. which are usually quite warm. I did NOT want to know this. please take this thought out of my brain, quickly! aaaaaaaa!

@nor4 There you go.

A 10 GBit Ethernet repeater with two XFP ports.
A merci chocolate bar is jammed in one of the XFP ports.

@karotte @nor4 *nom nom nom*

The same ethernet repeater with part of the chocolate bar now stuck in the port

@Error @karotte oh I hate this sooooo much

@Error @karotte @nor4 and how it ended:

A 10G Transponder, the front plate is removed. There is a screwdriver in the picture and chocolate chunks everywhere.

@992jo @Error @karotte @nor4 ow ow ow hardware gore

@karotte @nor4 merci pour ce moment

@karotte ah, yes, the marzipan one that nobody likes

@karotte
Is SFP chocolate easily available online? What would be a good search query for it?
Because I want to give a friend these as a gift, on a tray that used to hold SFP modules.

@azonenberg @karotte
Ok, so those words.
Now to just find a local or at least European supplier. :)

@azonenberg @karotte
Should have done something like this with that one FibreChannel switch that went to the trash some time back.

@ftg @karotte They're made in Europe so I assume they're sold domestically in the EU. Can't help you with *where* though.

@azonenberg @ftg @karotte pretty much everywhere. Growing up in the UK and Netherlands I often had these when given as birthday gifts to family members or just because it's Christmas or Easter or whatever...

@wolf480pl @karotte you kidding? That's genuinely my favourite.

@992jo
I sincerely hope that was a write-off, otherwise it is now 😂
@Error @karotte @nor4
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@992jo @Error @karotte @nor4
i had to.
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