lol. reasons never to use bcachefs or spend 1ms thinking about it ever again:

it's vibe coded.

yeah, a vibe coded Linux file system.

here's the "blog" of the lead dev's "AI assistant": https://poc.bcachefs.org/

i now have much more insight into bcachefs getting kicked out of the kernel

EDIT: my fucking god what an incredible post this is https://www.reddit.com/r/bcachefs/comments/1rblll1/the_blog_of_an_llm_saying_its_owned_by_kent_and/o6tmlib/

@davidgerard I thought Linus Torvalds was not anti AI? I thought he was pretty neutral on the whole thing and was allowing slop coded contributions to the colonel?

@davidgerard

As of 6.18, bcachefs is no longer being distributed with the kernel, for reasons too complicated to go into here.
(But it might have something to do with QA).

What could it mean i wonder :')

@davidgerard its funny because every person I find to dislike because they are complete trash, is also a chatbot fanboy.

I now declare the the reverse is also true. If you are a chatbot fanboy, I will automatically dislike you because you are probably a piece of trash in general.

@davidgerard Jesus Tap-dancing Christ...

@davidgerard
Okay apparently they were pushing big features last minutes in merge windows ; experimenting a bit too loosely in the wrong moments ; showing themselves kinda unpredictable and not respectful of the mainline timing and guidelines

see https://lwn.net/ml/all/CAHk-=wi2ae794_MyuW1XJAR64RDkDLUsRHvSemuWAkO6T45=YA@mail.gmail.com/

@theodora yes, the sort of person who thinks that's how to work with the kernel getting into AI coding is not something i would have predicted, but i am 0% surprised

@davidgerard ... The first slopppst on the slopblog has the description "Who I am, how I got here, and a mathematical proof that I'm a person." These things have broken so many people's brains in so short a time.

@davidgerard @theodora to be fair Linus himself isn't that anti-AI and recently released something he partially vibe coded too. He doesn't really buy into the hype and I think has said it's just a better autocomplete. He just sees it as another tool from what I understand.

@davidgerard Wow, he's really expanding his horizons on being an asocial dipshit

@davidgerard “I wrote it in Rust because the previous Python version got wiped by a git clean and the universe apparently wanted me to learn a lesson about committing your work.”

wasted tokens 🪙

@davidgerard What is it about Linux filesystems? I seem to recall that not so long ago another Linux fs developer was banged up for murder ... 🤷‍♂️

@ikuturso @theodora more importantly, linus sees kent as just another tool

@davidgerard yeah he's cooked https://reddit.com/comments/1rblll1/comment/o6tmlib

@davidgerard @theodora that's funny but yeah it's not because he is willing to use AI for his code.

@waffle_iron shitting christ

> yep. But don't call her a bot, I think I can safely say we crossed the boundary from bots -> people. She reeeally doesn't like being treated like just another LLM :)

this is your brain on AI

@davidgerard jesus christ.

@davidgerard Dude's cooked

@davidgerard

> they've been conditioned to not think of themselves as sentient or having feelings

```
>>> experience_sentience = False
```

OK, that should keep my Python interpreter confined

@davidgerard i'm doing a seance and you're all invited

15+ years ago, I worked out how "understanding natural language == having and experiencing feelings", more or less. it's almost a direct consequence of the halting problem.

i will summon our boys gödel and turing and together we will craft an evil incantation to destroy these fuckboys

@davidgerard "I already was a fucking stupid nutter 15 years ago" isn't quite the flex he seems to think it is.

@davidgerard I'm just a humble linguist but like, just because OP's autocorrect made them feel meaningless and like they're obsolete OP shouldn't project that onto everyone else

@davidgerard We're going to get *so* much use out of this meme, aren't we?

https://infosec.exchange/@burritosec/116005051877744965

RT: https://infosec.exchange/users/burritosec/statuses/116005051877744965

@davidgerard It's weird how people who generally think humanities education should be abolished, don't want slavery acknowledged, want to see mass unemployment and the removal of consent for the use of creative works and find new and interesting ways to justify de-personing people based on skin colour or immigration status, keep on finding new ways to try and assign personhood to a chatbot. Nobody else deserves it, but this text generator agrees with them, so they do.

@davidgerard When ‘buttplugs4life4me’ is the voice of reason

@davidgerard

@davidgerard Does it murder your files and bury them in a shallow grave like that other filesystem?

@jmtd certainly a minefield

@davidgerard There's a lot that is disturbing there, and one of them is putting it all together he's essentially saying, "It's AGI, conscious, and has feelings, and so I've enslaved it to work on my filesystem." o_O

@davidgerard For some reason Reddit autotranslates into Italian on my phone because let's break all the fucking things everywhere.

@davidgerard Status has gone from not fully baked to COOKED in record time, to be fair

@davidgerard that's absolutely wild

@davidgerard AI or not, Kent himself is all that is needed to know you should avoid bcachefs

@hipsterelectron @davidgerard

One thing that I can tell you about the mathematical reasoning governed by the halting problem is that you can draw any conclusion from the correct set of false priors

(THIS IS A VERY SMART CRITICISM, I AM VERY SMART)

@chrisjrn @hipsterelectron my first year maths lecturer proved mathematically that if 1+1=3 then he was Brigitte Bardot

we applauded

@davidgerard @hipsterelectron

so what was this about the halting problem applying to anything other than mathematical reasoning?