pleroma.debian.social

pleroma.debian.social

A close-up shot of a small, fluffy kitten being petted on the head. Text overlay says: "He will never have to create a LinkedIn profile. An email will never find him."

@cmconseils nawwww so blessed 😻💗

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@cmconseils jealous af

@cmconseils He do get scanned when passing through the electronic cat flap, though?

@cmconseils i hope this email finds you not choking on a hairball...

@cmconseils However, he will walk across the keyboard when you are trying to send an email. And he will check his Mastodon feed constantly.

@cmconseils sooooo süüüüß - schnüff..

@cmconseils Except for that email from the vet reminding you that it's time to bring him in for a vaccination booster.

No one escapes completely.

@cmconseils @trendytoots More reason to be a cat.

@cmconseils actually, we created an email account for our dog Zoe over 20 years ago. We have used it for online purchases ever since. Occasionally Zoe would get a call from a telemarketer asking to speak with her. So, I put the phone on speaker and put it beside her.

Was really funny listening to them trying to get her to speak. Perhaps I should have told them she was a golden retriever.

Now I just tell them, I am sorry Zoe passed away.

@cmconseils Humans are the only animal on this planet that have to pay to live here.

@cmconseils

On the other hand, he licks his own butt.

@cmconseils I don't think anybody is compelled to create a Linked In profile or even have an email contrary to popular thinking. I used to be on Linked In until it behaved like X'd In.

@cmconseils very nice

@cmconseils Lucky cat.