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A close-up shot of a small, fluffy kitten being petted on the head. Text overlay says: "He will never have to create a LinkedIn profile. An email will never find him."

@cmconseils nawwww so blessed 😻💗

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@cmconseils jealous af

@cmconseils Adorable! It reminds me of this cute post about what a dog's LinkedIn profile might look like 😊

Two pictures of the exact same smiling black dog are placed side by side. 

The header over the dog on the left reads: Reality
Text underneath the dog reads: I chased a squirrel.

The header over the dog on the right reads: LinkedIn
Text underneath the dog reads: 
Proud to announce that I effectively
executed a rapid-response squirrel
displacement strategy to mitigate
potential yard intrusions.

Humbled by the unwavering support
of my family and local stakeholders.

This experience reinforced the importance
of vigilance, ownership, and continuous
improvement.

Looking forward to scaling this impact
in future engagements.

@cmconseils He do get scanned when passing through the electronic cat flap, though?

@cmconseils i hope this email finds you not choking on a hairball...

@cmconseils However, he will walk across the keyboard when you are trying to send an email. And he will check his Mastodon feed constantly.

@cmconseils sooooo süüüüß - schnüff..

@cmconseils Except for that email from the vet reminding you that it's time to bring him in for a vaccination booster.

No one escapes completely.

@cmconseils @trendytoots More reason to be a cat.

@cmconseils actually, we created an email account for our dog Zoe over 20 years ago. We have used it for online purchases ever since. Occasionally Zoe would get a call from a telemarketer asking to speak with her. So, I put the phone on speaker and put it beside her.

Was really funny listening to them trying to get her to speak. Perhaps I should have told them she was a golden retriever.

Now I just tell them, I am sorry Zoe passed away.

@cmconseils Humans are the only animal on this planet that have to pay to live here.

@cmconseils

On the other hand, he licks his own butt.

@cmconseils I don't think anybody is compelled to create a Linked In profile or even have an email contrary to popular thinking. I used to be on Linked In until it behaved like X'd In.