EVERYONE GETS AN LPE

Windows:
#BlueHammer (#CVE_2026_33825)
#RedSun (#CVE_2026_41091)
#UnDefend (#CVE_2026_45498)
#WindowsInstaller (#CVE_2026_27910):

Linux:
#CopyFail (#CVE_2026_31431)
#SSHKeysignPwn (#CVE_2026_46333)

FreeBSD:
#FatGid (#CVE_2026_45250)
#ExecveBug (#CVE_2026_7270)

@i0null

<sigh>

Thanks, Oprah.

@i0null aaand I'm still never updating 😎

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@i0null time to switch to Temple OS then, can't escalate when you're already in Ring 0

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Haiku users are so smug right now.

@i0null Now what the heck is a LPE?

@david_chisnall @i0null Tanenbaum is going around "If only people would have listened to me..."

@i0null haven't seen this template for decades -D.

@i0null can't escalate privilege if you always run as admin.

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Added something

@i0null Problem is, windows users have their bugs fixed after the NSA exploits them usually.

@i0null Just run as root or SYSTEM. Problem solved!