If Donald Trump was having a heart attack and you only had 5 minutes to save him, what kind of sandwich would you make?

@jcrabapple Vegan grilled cheese. Takes about 5mins, and leans into how food choices affect the risk of heart attacks.

@jcrabapple Can I feed him a shit sandwich?

@jcrabapple A glass of champagne flanked on each side by a glass of prosecco is technically a sandwich, right?

@jcrabapple Pastrami with Pepperjack cheese on rye, swimming with mayo. So he can watch me enjoy all that cholesteral while his kills him.