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pleroma.debian.social

Laura bongoCat cmconseils@mastodon.social

Meme showing a police officer standing next to a patrol car with an outstretched palm in a "stop" motion, under the text "This is a Meme checkpoint. Show me the latest meme you saved on your phone."

Twoowls Elt 🦉 🦉 twoowls73@mastodon.scot

@cmconseils

The image features a side-by-side comparison of a man with a furrowed brow next to a baby otter, each labeled humorously as "Otter" and "Matt Damon."

Thomas Kahle tomkalei@mathe.social

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Hoping to see many here…

That’s mine:
https://podcasts.social/@Eigenraum/117373346277157176

DarkAthena 🐝 DarkAthena@beige.party

@cmconseils

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Turr1caN Turr1caN@nerdculture.de

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codepilot codepilot@chaos.social

@cmconseils

Star Wars Meme where Senior Dev says "Put in in backlog", Junior Dev "So we can fix it later, right?" Senior Dev - no comment - Junior Dev looking disappointed "So we can fix later, right?"

ruiin ruiin@ruhr.social

@cmconseils

A spread sheet for a cooking recipe as spreadsheet. Vertically it shows ingredients, horizontally instructions, combining ingredients. Commented by a person in the internet why this is not common knowledge.

John Sexton diverdutch@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

Text on t-shirt says, “if there is any justice, Big Beautiful Bill will be the name of Trump’s cell mate”

G Allen vollink@wandering.shop

@cmconseils

MBEverding MBEverding@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

The Mighty Git TheMightyGit@mstdn.social

@cmconseils

Doctor: "Does it hurt?" Patient, holding head: "Yes..." Doctor: "Go vaccinate your kid or I'll punch you again."

Chris ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

tweet: props to Ed Sheeran for bringing back normal priced concert tickets

Christer christerk@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

The picture shows the back of a car headrest, where the face of a person wearing far too much make-up has been left stamped. With the caption : ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEATBELT LADIES

Martouf martouf@piaille.fr

@cmconseils

A sign which said "Toilets for competitions only"

7 7@mastodon.art

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Captain Haddock saying "What a week, huh?" with Karl Marx replying "Comrade, it's capitalism".

kookie kookie@chaosfem.tw

@cmconseils

what is phase cancellation with woozy cat emoji where two woozies make a flat mouthed cat

Just a trash panda 🦝 trashpanda@m.alittlenook.net

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burningbecks burningbecks@social.tchncs.de

@cmconseils
Hope everyone is familiar with **Die PARTEI** and their kind of humour... 😬

(Source:
https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1762075955028105&id=100036771524768
Explanation in alt-text.)

Photo from the party convention of Die PARTEI in Leipzig, 2026. Photo shows Rostock-Lichenhagen riots of 1992 & "Greetings from East-Germany 🩶". Further reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lichtenhagen_riots https://www.deutschlandfunknova.de/beitrag/harald-ewert-der-haessliche-deutsche

Nico… nico@lepoulsdumonde.com

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Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC LordCaramac@discordian.social

@cmconseils

Cross-stitch image of a goose in front of a bubbling cauldron, caption: I can't talk right now. I'm doing something weird.

A Light Shining In Darkness fzer0@nerdculture.de

@cmconseils

You should always say yes to a quick 30-minute drink with friends because that hour and a half could be the best 4 hours of your life.

Rob Carlson vees@jawns.club

@cmconseils

Daniel Bohrer daniel_bohrer@chaos.social

@cmconseils

Picture of a person in comfy clothing sitting at a computer, seen from the side and slightly behind. The cat sitting in their lap is looking at the camera. A caption below reads: "Behind every remote worker is a cat that hasn't signed an NDA and will sell all secrets for a piece of sashimi"

Pinchy63 🇨🇦 Pinchy63@ottawa.place

@cmconseils

A Mountie in a red coat, black pants with a yellow stripe down the side. He has on a large beige brimmed hat and on his right arm is a beautiful dark haired woman in a blue dress with stars on the collar. Out on a tiny island sitting down is a UK warrior watching them walk by.

Miss Annie, Eccentric ☮️ she/her/Miss SpiritualAnnie@chattrbx.com

@cmconseils

gsec gsc@mathstodon.xyz

@cmconseils

Left column: Dementsprechend (therefore it follows) then beneath in formula: for all x, given p of x it follows s of x Right column: dement sprechend (speaking dementially) and beneath it a picture of Tonald Drump babbling

Łukasz Szkudlarek lukasz_szkudlarek@mastodon.com.pl

@cmconseils

In the picture, one character is handing Reksio to another, sad character. The character who received Reksio is surprised and slightly confused by this. text in the picture: - hey buddy, do you need some help? take this - this is a Reksio

70% Coffee by Volume VestigialLung@dice.camp

@cmconseils a bit of lab humor

A split image featuring a woman yelling "Why can't you just be normal?" at the top and a child (labeled INSTRUMENTS) screaming in response below. I believe this was originally taken from Malcom in the Middle.

robirobsen robirobsen@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

fraggle fraggle@social.coop

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Man at hotel check-in desk: "hi, I've forgotten what room I'm in" Check in desk lady: No problem, sir. This is called "the lobby"

gretared gretared@sfba.social

@cmconseils

We’re gonna need a bigger NOPE with a shot from JAWS

Chris “Chris” Vreeland Devils_Rancher@beige.party

@cmconseils

PIPOU PIPOU@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

Joe tinoflag Antigrav@mastodon.nz

@cmconseils,
Can't re-meme it.

Lydia Schoch lydiaschoch@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

Screenshot from a weather segment on CW39 Houston showing the difference between a watch and a warning. Taco Watch on the left shows all of the components of a taco sitting on a table but not combined. So there are two hard shells, some ground meat, a small tomato, a whole avocado, a lime, some cheese, and some salsa there. On the left, all of those ingredients have been combined into a delicious hard shell taco. Just like a tornado watch means the conditions are right for a tornado to form versus a tornado warning means that a tornado has been spotted and you’d better get your behind to a safe place immediately!

Edge czarbucks@m.ai6yr.org

@cmconseils

Perhaps it's been a while.

An extremely pissed-off penguin, apparently made from clay, sits on a brown chair, with their flippers crossed and an unhappy look on their face. The text says: "Why everyone forces introverts to be talkative and get out of their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut the fuck up just for a minute so the zone becomes comfortable"

Graham Sutherland / Polynomial gsuberland@chaos.social

@cmconseils

A bee completely covered in pollen. Caption reads "I do not grasp the concept of moderation"

Deborah Preuss, pcc 🇨🇦 deborahh@cosocial.ca

@cmconseils

Original art by @eclectech from https://things.uk/@eclectech/117343501889290398

A drawing by a fedizen, part of wn ongoing project. A benigh-looking, stocky, black blob monster opens its mouth to show sharp pointy teeth. Inside its mouth, in colourful, fat letters is: eat The Rich

swope swope@mstdn.plus

@cmconseils

a poster with a drawing of an extinct crocodile saying: "coprolites aren't my favorite fossil, but they're a solid #2" at the bottom of the poster is a photo of a coprolite fossil.

JL VOTED EARLY in MO. U can 2! user47@m.ai6yr.org

@cmconseils I think this qualifies? Sorta

Three images. A photo of bird of paradise in bloom. An illustration of bird of paradise embellished to show a bird flying. An alternative image showing a goofy bird with big hair

RaysOfRed RaysofRed@discordian.social

@cmconseils

a Patruck Thriller ~ @patruckmiller If your boss is #despicable, time to minionize your workplace @DemSocialists @DSARichmond

Lukas_G Lukas_G@social.tchncs.de

@cmconseils

Jesper Poulsen jkpoulsen@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

Comic with two frames. Frame 1: a man rolls a wheelbarrow loaded with 8 ring binders to a woman, sitting at a desk with a computer monitor. Man:”Thanks to AI, I saved hours on my work! Here are the outputs”. Woman:”what does it say?”. Frame 2: Man walks away, leaving wheelbarrow loaded with binders, saying “I’m pretty sure that’s your job”. Comic signed Tim Fishburne and (c) marketoonist.com

Die Krone der Erschöpfung selbergross@chaos.social

@cmconseils

A frog resting on a picknick blanket beneath a tree. A text overlay that says: I am out of the loop on purpose. Plesse do not loop me in.

Marco marco@mastodon.skup.in

@cmconseils a very niche German meme

George georgenam@mastodon.online

@cmconseils

iknowpony iknowpony@sakurajima.moe

@cmconseils While I do not saved any on phone, I do have folder with some of memes on my PC. This is the latest one, per file's metadata:

This is a meme from the internet. There is black text on white background, it reads "antidepressants". There is an open plastic orange tube on its side. In it are two fox kits. Many fox kits are also all over the image, some are walking, some standing, one is cutely curled up and asleep.

olv olv@piaille.fr

@cmconseils

Two photo of yuri Gagarine: The first one show him smiling and saying ''hello humans of the new millenium, have you colonised mars already? The second show him surprised and asking ''what is flat ?''

auticomics auticomics@mastodon.online

@cmconseils

Sally Strange SallyStrange@eldritch.cafe

@cmconseils

A cartoonish but beautiful drawing of a river flowing down from the mountains and through a green forest. "WE DON'T NEED DATA CENTERS. WE NEED CLEAN DRINKING WATER."

Jenica Lake เหล็ถเลถ MamaLake@beige.party

@cmconseils sorry, I don’t talk to cops(acab)

Krazov Krazov@mstdn.social

@cmconseils

Red text on a black background, shaped as if displayed on a CRT screen but without any other visual indicators, like interline or anything. The text says: "Never put me in a situation where I show you how heartless I can be."

spooky otter (ctrl™) ctrl@alico.nexus

@cmconseils@mastodon.social

A bunny sitting in an office chair. First caption "The employees need a larger salary" Second caption: "hmmmmm large celery"

Léo Henry Leo_Henry@mastodon.gougere.fr

@cmconseils

oldschool illustration of a bunch of nice blond kids dancing to their teacher's / pianist's song teacher : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" kid 1 : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" kid 2 : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" kid 3 : "motherfucker"

Fuchsiii~~~ fuchsiii@oxytodon.com

@fraggle @cmconseils @GreenSkyOverMe all of you think this is funny until you have encountered such people in real life -.-'

Pomme pomme@toot.paris

@cmconseils

Article: Robot will feed you tomatoes while you run someone replies: finally

Laimės Kūdikis LaimesKudikis@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

Two neurodivergent people having a conversation is literally just a nonstop loop of "oh yeah that reminds me (topic that is completely unrelated)

Stupeflo stupeflo@pipou.academy

@cmconseils

A one frame comic depicting a group of 4 gothic styled girls: The first on on the foreground asks: - "Girls, burger or pizza?" The other on the background - "Burger" - "Pizza" - "Girls"

Fuchsiii~~~ fuchsiii@oxytodon.com

@cmconseils @GreenSkyOverMe

Comic “I’m a sneaky fox” “Sneaked in your house” “Groomed my tail” “Cleaned up the house” “Cooked you dinner”

Shimiya Erou Klimred@woof.tech

@cmconseils

Patrik PatrikSchoenfeldt@gruene.social

@cmconseils Is this even a meme?

Logo of “The Pirate Bay” but the text reads “Training Data”.

Tattooed Nonna Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party

@cmconseils

Picture of a stick man in a wooly hat. Text reads This is Ralph Ralph iS a concept, created by you while reading this When you stop, Ralph ceases to exist Your attention is the thin barrier between Ralph and the void "I'm scared," says Ralph

Magdalena Hai📚🦈🏳️‍🌈 magdalenahai@mstdn.social

@cmconseils

Vintage painting of a woman playing piano and kids dancing. They are all singing Rage against the machine's Killing in the name (Fuck you I wont do what you tell me).

Dźwiedziu dzwiedziu@mastodon.social

@cmconseils
There are no memes.

Only Zuul

Jari rulquh@mastodontti.fi

@cmconseils

/bin/danger adangerbartels@hachyderm.io

@cmconseils

Meme about how current problems are not modern ones

Andrew (making toys) ajroach42@retro.social

@adangerbartels @cmconseils Slowly a finger curls on the monkey's paw.

Mastodon Migration mastodonmigration@mastodon.online

@cmconseils

T-shirt with text: Malware is not a rogue agent

Markus Gerstel markus@uxp.de

@cmconseils

Website https://hasithappenedyet.org/ "Has it happened yet? NO You don't even need to ask what this page is about, which is pretty sad."

Michael Bacon MichaelTBacon@social.coop

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quirpy q@social.quotequack.xyz

@cmconseils

a rosy maple moth in a white background with text saying top caption: "fun moth facts!" bottom caption: "i am inside your home"

WXQ4987 (RSX9983) WXQ4987@infosec.exchange

@cmconseils not so much a meme just a funny sign that has been used far more times this week than I’d like to admit 🤣

Hippo 🍉 badrihippo@fosstodon.org

@WXQ4987 @cmconseils oh this will become a meme all right, trust me!! 😂

bituur esztreym bituur_esztreym@pouet.chapril.org

@cmconseils
don't talk to the police.

Baral'heia Stormdancer ΘΔ🐲 baralheia@dragonchat.org

@cmconseils

have you been scrombled? SYMPTOMS INCLUDE: • experience of dust • vast energies • insight into the illusory nature of self • big jug hot cheese • satellites crashing into your house killing you instantly • entities in your room at night (Includes an illustration of a person holding their forehead as their brain looks angry and red, captioned "ow oof my absolute head") just dont worry about it it's fine

Keith Sabokeme@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

Stephen King in Creepshow decrying the Meteor Shit he got on his fingers

Drayson Drayson@dragonchat.org

@cmconseils

A dragon stands awkwardly on all fours surrounded by other dragons, an outline of a dragon standing on two legs behind it. A quadrupedal dragon pats the dragon on the back, saying "Oh no no, that won't be necessary. We don't do *that* here." (meaning standing on two legs)

AutistiCritic benjamincox@writing.exchange

@cmconseils

ersatzmaus ersatzmaus@mastodon.social

@swope @cmconseils quality shitposting.

swope swope@mstdn.plus

@ersatzmaus

💩

@cmconseils

zipkid - Breaker of Systems zipkid@gts.solfood.be

@cmconseils

Cartoon style meme with text : The boots you lick will stomp you too

Otter-Matic OtterMatic@woof.group

@cmconseils

A parody Halloween costume of Susan Dell labled Weird Bitch Costume Image of the alien wearing a human woman costume from mars attacks, there is a resemblance to the adjacent parody image

haui ☭🇵🇸 haui@mastodon.giftedmc.com

@cmconseils

the meme when leo di caprio points at the tv but with michael parentis face.

Rémy rusty@piaille.fr

@cmconseils

Meme with the tired face of Sarah Connor from Terminator and the caption "Sarah Connor watching you use AI for everything"

werdahias (thesis phase) werdahias
@cmconseils
A meme that reads: Bave wake up were in Manitoba. The picture is a view from inside a car showing a sign that reads "attractions: "
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Knightmare LanceJZ@mastodon.social

@cmconseils I don't save memes on my phone. I don't use my phone for social media.

rj arrjay@tacobelllabs.net

@zipkid @cmconseils oh that transferred *great*

And now this meme is a sticker

chorus corporate communication nota@chaos.social

@cmconseils

today to torture wumpus i gave him gender dysphoria

Benny with the Smol Dog feijoa@mastodon.org.uk

@cmconseils Mine comes via @effinbirds

A cartoon from @effinBirds A drawing of a black crow with the text: "We appear to be in the eye of the clusterfuck"

Alien🍉 alien@mastodon.green

@cmconseils

Meme shows a text Leadership:we only want people here who believe in our mission Why I'm here: Then, a poor picture of a person, eyes widely open, hugging a pile of bill stacks.

glitchim bsod@framapiaf.org

@cmconseils

An edited artwork featuring two animated otters in period clothing. - I’m still tired from all the crossfit this morning - It’s pronounced croissant and you ate 4 of them

elsass_bear elsass_bear@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

QCCEクリス QCCEChris@mastodon.social

@cmconseils nu fon, who dis?😅

Péter Tóth petermedvind@mastodon.social

@cmconseils not sure about the context, but thought it would come in handy!

no_ai Monty unverified Monty@framapiaf.org

@cmconseils

Sorry for no alt text : Sooooo tired 🙏

ㄒ丨乇爪卩ㄖ anarchism heart_bi Tiempo@todon.eu

@cmconseils

Pin de un libro que dice: Karma Sutra :heart: como te puede culear el universo

Mister Brisby misterbrisby@social.tchncs.de

@cmconseils

Parody of an online ad. Pictured is a raccoon on a bed, seemingly eroticly stretching its legs and looking at the camera. The caption on the image says "Hot singles in your area are online, CHAT NOW"

aburtch aburtch@shakedown.social

@cmconseils

Cartoon showing three panels: 1. Equality - each person is standing on a box of equal height trying to see over the fence to a baseball game. One person is tall and so can see the game, the second person can barely see over the wall. The third person is too short and still can’t see the game. 2. Equity - each person is standing on a box that is tailored to their individual height so they can see over the wall and watch the game. 3. Capitalism - All three people are on the ground being handcuffed, a cop sits on top of one of them. There is an armed member of a swat team pointing a gun at all three on the ground. A stack of boxes going up into the sky to infinity is behind the swat team member.

Laura bongoCat cmconseils@mastodon.social

@aburtch reminds me of France right now :(

Joanny Maire JoannyMaire@framapiaf.org

@cmconseils

"How I imagine my dad as a kid" - inscription en surimpression d'une photo, au dessus d'un homme de petite taille qui se tient debout, face caméra, les mains dans les poches.

Laura bongoCat cmconseils@mastodon.social

And if you like my memes and my toots, you can support me here:
https://buymeacoffee.com/cmconseils

Thank you catjam patcat

ToweroftheArchmage Antifascist ToweroftheArchmage@chirp.enworld.org

@cmconseils

Mental health check in window all decorated for Halloween with the caption "this is what my brain looks like"

fungus (penicillin producer) hypha@cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st

@cmconseils

twitter screenshot reading: “cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of someone getting run over by a car”

Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈 darth_hideout@mas.to

@cmconseils

Closeup of Tennessee vanity plate with "Dolly Parton's Imagination Library" theme bearing her likeness. License no: DPLVR

j5v j5v@mastodon.social

@cmconseils this one:

Meme, with text caption, "This is a Meme checkpoint. Show me the latest mem you saved on your phone." Below is a photo of a US traffic cop in sunglasses, beside his car, asking you to stop with his upheld palm.

Laura bongoCat cmconseils@mastodon.social

@j5v that's cheating!

j5v j5v@mastodon.social

@cmconseils It's true though.

Looks like you got a good haul!

Phillip Upton philsplace@mastodon.sdf.org

@cmconseils

Muscular doll with skeleton face and the following words: MAKE IT EXIST FIRST YOU CAN MAKE IT GOOD LATER.

My God. It's full of sitars. OrdRadical@beige.party

@cmconseils

Painting of an young woman with short dark hair wearing a light pink dress with a wide white collar in a late Victorian fashion (maybe, I'm bad at that). She's leaning on a desk with one hand holding her head, looking sadly depressed off to the right. The caption reads, "I can't believe I have be an adult for the rest of my life."

lonely extrovert rothko@beige.party

@cmconseils

When I was 13 I drank a can of white monster and ate a packet of haribo and I threw it up so hard it became frothy and the combo of the two substances looked like Christmas lights reflecting off the ocean shore. It was so beautiful I started crying while throwing up Wettest day of my life God is good

Jeffrey jlm@mastodon.world

@cmconseils

A car salesman stands in front of a behemoth pickup truck disclaiming a "safety rating" for the driver behind the wheel.

🇪🇷Götterdämmerung Gotterdammerung@glitch.social

@cmconseils

Matt Damon smoking a bong with two monkeys lighting up the weed, all in their Odyssey gear, while his director Christopher Nolan peeks around the corner at them

Your weary 'net denizen cstanhope@social.coop

@cmconseils

The sudden realization meme showing a wide angle view of a party scene where a man stares wide eyed off towards our right with an expression of shocked discovery. The meme has text as follows. Top: "THE EARTH..." Bottom: "... IS THE ULTIMATE NAZI BAR PROBLEM"

django django@social.coop

@cmconseils

Two characters chained to a wall, one has regular chains, the other has gold chains. “Bro, if you just hustle more, you can be bound by these gold chains instead.”

✨pencilears✨(KD7POW) pencilears@eternalaugust.com

@cmconseils

Frog and cranberries, it must be fall

Shawn Williams shwnwllms@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

ROTOPE~1 rotopenguin@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

Rethink your weekend. Beer & nuggets = 1500 calories Demon core = 124 trillion calories

Eldeberen Eldeberen@social.middleearth.fr
@cmconseils Pas très original, mais bon
Dupont et Dupond en djellaba, dans ce qui ressemble à un village du Maghreb. Ils ont un air suspicieux. — Bismillah c'est les ténèbres. — Je dirais même plus : on va bien manigancer avec ma djellaba.

CourtCantrell will not comply courtcan@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

Photo of a white sign with black lettering. It reads: SMOKING BARE FOOT PETS PROHIBITED IN BUILDING

DMTom DMTomas@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

a picture of a cat in deep contemplation looking at the evening sky with a text “When you didn't buy any snacks to avoid evening snacking, but now it's evening and there are no snacks”

grayrattus grayrattus@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

Yora yora@mastodon.gamedev.place

@cmconseils Not on my phone, but on my computer.

A wizard staring into a crystal ball that has been replaced with the Demon Core plutonium experiment that killed several nuclear scientists because of reckless negligence on two occasions.

till till@punkstodon.de

@cmconseils

a drawing of a skinhead in a circle. on the border of the circle is text that reads skinheads against mondays

P4 p4@masto.ai

@cmconseils

Erin quietewe@urbanists.social

@cmconseils

A picture of a BIPOC LGBTQ flag hanging on a lamp post with the words “EVERYONE WELCOME”. Below the flag is a sign for a bus lane, which is cropped so the only visible words are “Except buses”

Lars Brinkhoff larsbrinkhoff@mastodon.sdf.org

@MBEverding @cmconseils

They are the same.

Mx. Luna Corbden 🪿🐸 corbden@defcon.social

@cmconseils

An otter is speaking into a mic: "Steve, what has helped you not to go insane this year?" "Nothing. I am insane." Otter News

ltning ltning@anduin.net
@cmconseils
Raccoon with text overlaid: "I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me."

CalypsoDerg ΘΔ& verified_dragon TeensyTinyKobold@derg.social

@cmconseils@mastodon.social

4 tiled picture with two moths on the left and a pair of striped thigh highs on the right,..,with arrows pointing towards the moth's feet showing where it looks like theyre wearing the thigh highs

VVelox vvelox@goatdaddy.net
@cmconseils @cmconseils

OMAS GEGEN RECHTS Schwäbisch Hall OGR_SHA@sueden.social

@cmconseils

Screenshot vom Handelsblatt Theo Müller schließt Werke in Sachsen und Sachsen Anhalt. Überschrieben mit der Frage: Was darf Satire?

never stop nutvember 🥜 superviviansunshine@mastodon.social

@cmconseils

Barbie smiling with pink text: starting tomorrow everything is going to be okay! They JUST announced it

Oz is tired oz@mastodonsweden.se

@cmconseils

Person and computer dialogue: - say "I'm alive" - I'm alive - oh my god

Nuclear Oatmeal paranoid NuclearOatmeal@beige.party

@cmconseils

Some type of ghost/scarecrow shape, with its head on fire Caption: I've had enough of summer. Wake the dead

Sebi ✓ sebi@23.social

@cmconseils

Icecream, sirup and sweets arranged in a way it looks like potato mesh with gravy and vegetable pieces

qwertviop qwertviop@chaos.social

@cmconseils

Trolley Problem meme but train is stopped due to railway safety mechanisms

Cycling Stu stufromoz@aus.social

@cmconseils

An apparently African man on the phone saying “hello Jesus, put your sandals on and come down here it’s an emergency “

cybard geordi_yes hagbard@corteximplant.com

@cmconseils

Anthony David adavid@aus.social

@cmconseils

A HELPFUL GUIDE TO STAR WARS vs STAR TREK Star Wars: * DON'T START WITH THE 'FIRST' MOVIE,LET ME TELL YOU WHERE TO START * LOOKS LIKE RUSTED FARM EQUIPMENT IN SPACE * IN SUMMARY: THE PAST WAS HORRIBLE * JJ ABRAMS RUINED IT Star Trek: * DON'T START WITH THE FIRST SEASON, LET ME TELL YOU WHERE TO START * LOOKS LIKE A CRUISE SHIP IN SPACE * IN SUMMARY: THE FUTURE IS INCREDIBLE * JJ ABRAMS RUINED IT

Biggles 20X6! (spooky Version 👻) Taco_lad@aus.social

@cmconseils

Heliograph Heliograph@mastodon.au

@cmconseils 👆👇
https://mastodon.au/@Heliograph/117441991551851603

RT: https://mastodon.au/users/Heliograph/statuses/117441991551851603

Breizh breizh@pleroma.breizh.pm

@cmconseils Not really a meme, but…

A garbage truck with the sentence "Satisfaction Guaranteed Or Double Your Garbage Back" on the side.

Victoria :3 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 tragivictoria@mastodon.com.pl

@cmconseils (alt texts ideas welcome, I have no idea how to describe this)

Chad Epstein places hand on young individual, while Trump is seen in the background showing half his face, while showing off his signature smirk.

vi ⁂ vgarzareyna@mstdn.mx

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thread of tumblr posts bt user motherfucker-unlimited. Post 1: Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it... Post 2: Whoa watch it bud! If I hadn't caught you you would have fallen straight into that pit of tentacles! Good thing I stopped you when I did, huh? Post 3: Oh man if I was just a few minutes late that vampire baroness would have hypnotized you and made you her thrall, good thing you can always count on me, ey? Cmon let's get going, the next round's on you

Krampus 🌰 castanea_jo@ni.hil.ist

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3 panel comic: Me: [a drawing of an opossum sitting contentedly] Me when the crushing realization of existence sets in: [the background is now red and the oppossum is screaming] Me again when the toaster dings with my pop tarts: [the oppossum is sitting contentedly once more]

JoeMama 🔜 40C3 JoeMama@chaos.social

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At the ADHD wizard meeting. Evil wizard: “sometimes I just find it difficult to hocus-focus” the blood wizard: “have you tried abracadedderal”

Philip twinkles@masto.colonelkrud.com

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Sauce: https://infosec.exchange/@kallisti/117139480598168545

ℂ𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖 🔜 40c3 rogue_cells@chaos.social

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jackomono jackomono@mastodon.social

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Josh Grosse jggimi@bsd.network

@cmconseils my most recent was saved in early July:

"Simon and Motherfunkel", an altered album cover.

SericR 🍁 EricRobbins@mastodon.social

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Text image: LinkedIn (n.) A fan-fiction site where people turn their soul-crushing 9-to-5 into a passionate journey of growth.

PaulNickson 🕊️🎛️🎼 PaulNickson@mastodon.social

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Pepijn Vemer PepijnVemer@bookstodon.com

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There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both.

Erik Ableson erik@infrageeks.social

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Classical style painting of a woman rolling her eyes upwards with the caption “This too shall pass, but Holy fuck”

olligobber olligobber@mathstodon.xyz

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At the top are some abstract lines. In the middle it says "Close one eye and look from the charging port". At the bottom is a drawing of a dog with its tongue out, a blue scarf, and some yellow stars around it. When the image is viewed from an angle or stretched, the abstract lines at the top can be read as "you are a good girl".

Erik Ableson erik@infrageeks.social

@cmconseils Not a meme per se, but I get so much pleasure out of this one https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/117435931477111973

Jens Kessler JensKessler@bildung.social

@cmconseils It is a meme about punching our fascist party.@marquito

Jonas magnetic_tape@infosec.exchange

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inpiring picture of a cat peacefully eyes closed the text is in white overwritten on top and reads : sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see

MssInformation MissInformation@chaos.social

@cmconseils still waiting for the meme-folder to sort by date...

Vincent 🌻🇪🇺 en 🌹☘️ photovince@mastodon.social

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Ada (the moon girl) 🏳️‍⚧️ Axolotl1@gaygeek.social

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one anime girl squishing the face of another anime girl top text: get cherished nerd bottom text: get absolutely loved and wanted

Jumpfruit (he/him) Jumpfruit@social.jumpfruit.de

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Two photos of a hamster reading a book, side by side. The headline reads "Autistics reading self-help books" On the first photo the hamster reads the book and the caption says "Surround yourself with people who-". On the second photo the hamster looks scared to the camera. The caption reads "Surround myself with people???".

bonyjoe ☠️ qurlyjoe@mstdn.social

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One day, you’ll hear cell phones going off. Then shouting and cheering. In the distance, car horns will begin to honk. A stranger might buy everyone a round at the bar where you’re sitting. And without anyone saying a word, you’ll know: AN ERA IS OVER.

Peter Hanecak phanecak@mastodon.social

@cmconseils Work Chronicles : @workchronicles

Work Chronicles cartoon: Two persons talking, first is sitting in front of laptop, second starts the conversation: 2: You could be earning so much more in Bigcorp. 1: I stay here for bin-cash benefits. 2: Yeah? Like what? 1: Peace of mind.

Nias Worldz littlerao@chaos.social

@cmconseils I don't have memes on my* phone

* It's not mine cause I don't control it (don't have root access) and I just borrowed it

/srs

ScriptFanix 💑this_is_fine ScriptFanix@maly.io

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functional diagram in the center is "engineer" inputs are "problem" and "coffee" primary output is "solution" secondary output is "sarcasm"

⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk

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Phogl phogl@social.cologne

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Yaakov yaakov@cloudisland.nz

@cmconseils @catsalad

A self-checkout screen displaying the following message: Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you

Mark Whybird whybird@aus.social

@cmconseils The evolution of the trash can icon:

The evolution of the trashcan Pictures of various windows desktop trashcan icons over the years ending with Teams and Copilot icons

MrGrumpyMonkey mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social

@tragivictoria @cmconseils Chad Epstein places hand on young individual, while Trump is seen in the background showing half his face, while showing off his signature smirk.

Joni Bitchell Canuckduff@mas.to

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White text on black background reads "Me: it's medicinal. Officer: okay first of all, that's a rocket launcher"

Willow 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🇵🇸 whangdoodler@piipitin.fi

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tolde painting of a woman who looks like she has had some fucking shit again and is tired of it. tect reads: this too shall pass, but holy fuck.

Lux flag_genderfluid orange_lux@eldritch.cafe

@haui @cmconseils ahh, good ol' image handmade manipulation, I missed you so much.

Cyber-Johan johansaxe@mastodon.nu

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Cyber-Johan johansaxe@mastodon.nu

@fraggle @cmconseils 😂

Tane Piper ⁂ tanepiper@tane.codes

@johansaxe @cmconseils A couple of weeks back I learned it is and always has been "Interview with The Vampire" and I'm glad too see at least the person who made this meme also agrees

Cyber-Johan johansaxe@mastodon.nu

@cmconseils HR department visits are always nice.

Tofm2 🇨🇵 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 tofm2@social.netdynamics.eu
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Victoria :3 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 tragivictoria@mastodon.com.pl

@mrgrumpymonkey @cmconseils thanks :3

Onur onuryasar@mastodon.online

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A man in a space suit stands next to a helmet with the text "Neil Armstrong went to the moon - 1 photo". Next to him, a long page of small thumbnails with the text "I went to Vietnam - 70.000 photos”.

grosskopfgames grosskopfgames@mastodon.social

@cmconseils does this screenshot of an anime count? Lorna Hermit sais "Everything in this internet is actually factual" in german and it is an anime called "The Worlds strongest Witch" originating from this japanese web novel https://ncode.syosetu.com/n6160hp/

A blue haired Girl (Lorna Hermit) excitingly saying to the camera that everything in this internet is actually factual

freitagvormittag freitagvormittag@mastodon.social

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🌺 Hannah 🌺 g0xmkamovz@mastodon.world

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Essi Essi Essi Essi Essi otomomom@mastodontti.fi

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It's 3 venn diagram circles saying "things I like to do", "things I'm good at" and " Things that make money". Then there's the glob saying "Things I do that avoids touching any of the above mentioned circles.

Dusk to Don blobraccoon dusk@todon.eu

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Never forget

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/juliareinstein/suez-canal-boat-ship-stuck-memes

Screenshot of a tweet by Kim Bhasin reading “me just trying my best,” above a photo of the massive Ever Given container ship stuck in the Suez Canal. A tiny excavator digs at the muddy bank beside the ship’s enormous bow, attempting to free it.

minus minus@jena.social

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Steve Fenton ➜ stevefenton@mastodon.social

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Caption reads "New data centers looking at old data centers that only raised Earth's temperature by 2 degrees" Cat looms over everyone and says "pathetic".

Marin Todorov icanzilb@mastodon.social

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Leck Eier fettundhaarig@chaos.social

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ralph_himself ralph_himself@kinkycats.org
Mentioning of sex, degradation

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sensitive media
A meme with four stages of brain power. 1. Calling her princess during sex 2. Not doing that because that has weird class dynamic implications 3. Calling her princess but as degradation 4. Not letting her cum until she renounces the throne

Laura bongoCat cmconseils@mastodon.social
Mentioning of sex, degradation

@ralph_himself 😅

Clifton Royston CliftonR@wandering.shop

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Yesterday:

A yellow and black sign hanging in front of some shrubs. It reads on top, "WARNING" (yellow letters on black) and "ACTIVE HORNETS' NEST" at the bottom (black on yellow) with a stylized picture of a beehive in the middle of the sign.