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joeDoe | @znoteer@pleroma.debian.social

@kib I have a few, but I think this one is the winner

A bathroom, viewed from kind of behind and to the log the toilet. Facing the toilet are about a dozen office conference room chairs crammed together. On the far wall is a white board with graph lines. All together it gives the impression of being judged and measured. There’s also a door with a large window in the upper half, allowing people outside to look in on the toilet judgement. Everything about this is weird and uncomfortable.

@sundogplanets Has climate change brought any of these to your area, yet? https://pleroma.debian.social/notice/BBISPjZnUeRO8MQ7aS

⚠️ Sorry but deleted as seems its AI. Sigh.

The annual migration to their ancestral breeding grounds of the antlered giant prairie snail is a rare, but inspiring sight for any human to behold ...

Marvin stared at the painting of his great grandfather, who had survived two wars, worked three jobs to support his fourteen children, and eventually died saving a box full of kittens from a fire, and thought to himself, "You know, if I knocked that over, I could sleep on it."

A cat stares at a large framed oval painting of a similar-looking cat in military dress.

toi aussi contribue à l'extinction des dinosaures

tags : biodiversité animale,

disparition des salles en zone rurale : les soirées cinéma à la ferme

tags : les étables obscures, Nuit Blanche dans les territoires, agri-culture,

des agriculteurs réunis autour d'une vache utilisée comme écran d'un vidéoprojecteur diffusant un film

of Mastodon! Where are you? I want to follow you.

(Please RT, thanks)

Very long shot. Do I know anyone in or near Phuket who can do me a favour?
I left my wallet in a hotel earlier this year. They've just let me know they found it.
Anyone over there willing to pick it up & post it back to me? Happy to pay, of course.

@adhdeanasl voting day here

quite often a suspect can be spotted loitering around the crime scene

A pair of damaged high heels in the foreground with a guilty-looking dog appearing in the background.

“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.”

“Bears Sharing a Laugh” Photograph: Charles Janson/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

Sodium Citrate is the secret ingredient to make any cheese into smooth, creamy nacho cheese sauce.

Coincidentally, Sodium Citrate's chemical formula is ...

Na₃C₆H₅O₇

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trisodium_citrate

Are there any professional photographers based in the UK following me who might be willing to give me some advice on an important photography licensing/copyright question?

I’m dealing with a situation involving unauthorised use of my photos by TWO major UK media publishers, and I could really use the perspective of someone with professional experience of licensing/usage fees.

I’ve tried asking in photography communities with no luck. I’d be incredibly grateful for any advice.

Much like the mayfly (Ephemeroptera), the cinnamon roll (Tastius Pastrius), has an expected lifespan of only 5 minutes. Unfortunately for this poor creature, it enters the world fully self-aware, entirely comprehending its fate.

a cinnamon roll with an attached pair of shocked-looking eyes above a fold that resembles a mouth, agape

[Africa]

NUN: I'm feeling rather ill.
PRIEST: Should I send for the village doctor?
NUN: No, thank you.
PRIEST: How about the missionary physician?
NUN: I'm not in the mood, I told you I was sick.

'Phonetic' is not.
'Abbreviation' is 12 letters.
'Thesaurus' doesn't have a synonym.
'Monosyllabic' has five syllables.
'Hyphenated’ isn't, but ‘non-hyphenated’ is.

Say what you will about English, but it has a sense of humour.

ne touchez pas à nos pensions Mr Lecornu - laissez-nous vivre une retraite heureuse

tags : vieille dame indigne,

@GrapheneOS What can I do, as a mastodon nobody-in-particular, to support you against the attacks?

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