@kib I have a few, but I think this one is the winner
⚠️ Sorry but deleted as seems its AI. Sigh.
The annual migration to their ancestral breeding grounds of the antlered giant prairie snail is a rare, but inspiring sight for any human to behold ...
Marvin stared at the painting of his great grandfather, who had survived two wars, worked three jobs to support his fourteen children, and eventually died saving a box full of kittens from a fire, and thought to himself, "You know, if I knocked that over, I could sleep on it."
disparition des salles en zone rurale : les soirées cinéma à la ferme
tags : les étables obscures, Nuit Blanche dans les territoires, agri-culture, #agriculture #movies #animals #tech #photography
#bookbinders of Mastodon! Where are you? I want to follow you.
(Please RT, thanks)
Call for Debian 14 (forky) artwork proposals https://bits.debian.org/2026/10/forky-artwork-cfp.html #debian #trixie #artwork
Very long shot. Do I know anyone in or near Phuket who can do me a favour?
I left my wallet in a hotel earlier this year. They've just let me know they found it.
Anyone over there willing to pick it up & post it back to me? Happy to pay, of course.
“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.”
Sodium Citrate is the secret ingredient to make any cheese into smooth, creamy nacho cheese sauce.
Coincidentally, Sodium Citrate's chemical formula is ...
Na₃C₆H₅O₇
Are there any professional photographers based in the UK following me who might be willing to give me some advice on an important photography licensing/copyright question?
I’m dealing with a situation involving unauthorised use of my photos by TWO major UK media publishers, and I could really use the perspective of someone with professional experience of licensing/usage fees.
I’ve tried asking in photography communities with no luck. I’d be incredibly grateful for any advice.
Much like the mayfly (Ephemeroptera), the cinnamon roll (Tastius Pastrius), has an expected lifespan of only 5 minutes. Unfortunately for this poor creature, it enters the world fully self-aware, entirely comprehending its fate.
[Africa]
NUN: I'm feeling rather ill.
PRIEST: Should I send for the village doctor?
NUN: No, thank you.
PRIEST: How about the missionary physician?
NUN: I'm not in the mood, I told you I was sick.
'Phonetic' is not.
'Abbreviation' is 12 letters.
'Thesaurus' doesn't have a synonym.
'Monosyllabic' has five syllables.
'Hyphenated’ isn't, but ‘non-hyphenated’ is.
Say what you will about English, but it has a sense of humour.
ne touchez pas à nos pensions Mr Lecornu - laissez-nous vivre une retraite heureuse
tags : vieille dame indigne, #politique #budget #retraite #economie #societe #actualite