pleroma.debian.social

pleroma.debian.social

Jonathan Dowland | @jmtd@pleroma.debian.social

Principal Software Engineer on #OpenJDK #RedHat. #Debian developer (dormant). Computer Science PhD student. Amateur Computing historian (Computer Science and H/W, esp. Commodore Amiga). Guerilla archivist.

I was asked by a 20 year younger friend how my internet was back then. I needed a moment but then I told her the story of an IRC channel and how we made the day for a young girl who happened to be on our IRC channel. Because this is what my internet was like back then and I wish sometimes it still was like this. Let me tell the story:

I was 25, the channel members were like 20 to 30 years old. Somehow this young girl found her way to us. She was 14 when she joined the channel. >>

Chess hasn’t been updated in almost 200 years and it’s obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like ā€œcastlingā€ and ā€œen passantā€ instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I’ve been complaining for years about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The ā€˜clipping-through-pieces’ bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don’t support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

Hot take: the newest doom looks really damn boring.

@cks apropos, I recently started investigating migrating away from procmail, and my initial investigation left me disappointed

@cks @vjon @nev that list definition hurts Haskell as well fwiw

Bad joke sorry

School says ā€œofsted outstandingā€ā€¦ turns out they meant ā€œoverdueā€

Intended to write an LLM position statement on my blog but didn’t get around to it today

@neal @CmykStudent was that on the mega cd, or a later port?

I'm further convinced (I was already pretty decided) that auto-closing issues/PRs is a bad idea. Searching for closed issues on a particular project, which auto-closes "stale" issues, and the search results are overwhelmed with issues which were closed without resolution. In this case they're at least labelled as such; but it's still a mess.

Kids buy an old plasma , but there’s something haunted burned in, everything they watch is tainted

Someone should write a ring-like movie that uses screen burn in as a plot device

Hypnospace Outlaw really captures the aesthetic of late-90s web

i enjoy this flowchart explaining how bash decides whether to use .bashrc or .bash_profile https://blog.flowblok.id.au/2013-02/shell-startup-scripts.html, mostly because it makes me understand better why I could never understand how the 2 config files worked when I used bash

@mirabilos @venthur @Ganneff @wouter be gentle with Planet, folks. It’s been going for over twenty years!

Instead of storing my data in the cloud, I just store it in the bush. It's the same thing, only palette-swapped. More accessible, too.

A pair of Super Mario Brothers screenshots showing that the art for the clouds and the bushes is the same, just different colors and the bottom of the bush isn't displayed.

New blog post: Orbital https://jmtd.net/log/orbital/ #music

Actually - and this isn’t hyperbole - it’s worse. Instead of wrangling one app you now need at least three. One of which is Activity Monitor because you are required to terminate a bunch of processes beginning ams* from time to time.

can I report that syncing stuff onto ipods with Finder is JUST as awful as it was with iTunes.

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